TUG OF WAR CHAMPION š
Some people win trophies for running. Others win them for things you
really shouldn't ask about at Thanksgiving dinner.
This is the shirt for the friend with no shame, no filter, and a
questionable list of personal achievements. Wear it to a party and
watch the room split into two groups: the ones laughing way too hard,
and the ones quietly Googling.
Perfect as a gag gift for a bachelor party, a birthday, a white
elephant exchange, or anyone who has ever said "it's not weird if
nobody finds out."
Printed on demand just for you on soft, durable cotton with inks that
survive the wash. Available in unisex sizes Sā4XL.
Warning: not suitable for work, family reunions, or your grandmother's
birthday. Unless she'd think it's funny. Then absolutely.
18+ novelty item. Sold as a gag gift.
Offend responsibly. š